Saturday, October 17, 2009

How To Read Humidity Thermostat

Why do I get the title each time? Read it, It eccheccacchio

"Verona is an Italian city of 265,083 inhabitants, capital of the province of Verona in the Veneto. It is the second largest municipality by population in the region and Triveneto. "

Thus began the Wikipedia page about my town.

" Verona is a ghost town. No place is inhabited by almost 300 thousand people should be completely deserted at three in the morning on a Friday evening. No young, no older, no homeless, no beggars, no drunks, no nuts, no music, no noise, no shouting, no buckets from the balconies, no fights, no laughter, no chatter lively, no play. Jack Torrance and Homer Simpson would be good. A city off, that lifeless and at times uneasy. So grand and so empty. Someone has sold the soul of this place in exchange for a dozen benches antibarbone. "

This is what I would write after the frightening experience last night when Verona - with the complicity of a generation of pious peasants enriched the good smoke and a few hours of sleep deprived - it looked incredibly similar to Raccoon City.

Booya

Friday, October 9, 2009

I Love Him Quotes For Picnik

Tu quoque, negraccio

wrong or the Nobel Peace Prize gave all'abbronzato rather than the general Silvio?
Not bad.





AH!




Booya

Thursday, October 8, 2009

20 Hand Frustration Card Game Rules

Smemorello (Robert Pattinson)

silly not other (donkey penises oblong).
forgot that after a year is not updating the blog (so many naked women with dicks).
So no one goes over here (Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp all naked with his dick (cited)).
Ordunque is necessary to remedy (porn MILF that make the poop on the back of young stalwart Robert Pattinson of Twilight naked).
reminding our customers that the shop has reopened (pussy, pussy, pussy, cunt, cock, penis, rod, NERC, blowjobs galore, unprotected anal intercourse to no end).


Robert Pattinson. Nude. Fuck.


(This will not help anything but it's also fun. Pupu).


Booya

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Template Letter Of Interest

At last, Alfano

I wonder how many posts, how many twitter, facebook status to those who produce the network in the coming hours on the declaration of unconstitutionality of the Ruling Al Capone and what's so brilliant I might add, the last of assholes for excellence.
Now, this is called in rhetoric cleuasmo: the speaker is eroded to attract the sympathy of the public and perhaps displace saying something brilliant immediately after being denigrated.
Here, it is not the case.
consider myself an asshole from start to finish and I'm not here to bore you with the rhetorical bells and whistles on but gut.
I will not say anything intelligent, no argument, nothing particularly interesting about the Lodo Alfano. I'm not capable.
But, please, give me a cheer.
Give a hooray to a guy who thought and still think we lack, Italy as the European outpost of the new medieval culture and political and social life.
A faint and flickering gleam of hope is kindled.
Terga Let me warm up in the warmth of this feeble lamp, before the choking stench of brain death, in an attempt to feed it with a mighty fart.

Booya

Friday, October 2, 2009

Belly Punching Russian

The Sicilians, porcamadonna

Climb in the scene: a German actress in the collaborationist asks a lieutenant jew of Tennessee with a mustache to invent a way to sneak in a place teeming with German-speaking unwilling to ecumenical dialogue. How do you respond Lieutenant jew of Tennessee with a mustache in your opinion? If you answered that it is natural for a lieutenant with the mustache jew Tennessee set out to play the part of a Sicilian actor (sic) then you are cursed Italian voice actors and I want out of here immediately.

Eeeeeeh, yes, if you are wondering the funniest sketch of the film is really gone to hell.

Eeeeeeh, yes, it's me that has cursed in the room if you were watching the movie in Verona.

I'd like to spit so much venom about it but then it seems a grudge, envy son of a bitch. And I envy no one has ever told anyone.

Booya