In these days when the German Protestant elect a female pope divorcee with four children and the court in Strasbourg comes from medieval European schools kindly invited not to expose to public ridicule the pudenda of the Nazarene ipercrinito - doing the do extraordinary that the Italian Parliament seems to agree on a plenary when the umbilical cord is touched with St. Peter (I imagine last night Sister Maria Binetti, flushed and breathless, screaming like a banshee "Action, will be used" in danger of choke but, alas, failed) -, then this seems the perfect time to unearth the creed of the new millennium.
I hear you, over there. You said Scientology? Out.
The new faith will be intelligently calibrated on the human needs of the new millennium. Religion will be a functional, no frills, the service of the faithful and not the other way. There will be no symbols or churches or church hierarchies. We do not want missionaries around the world to break the balls to emaciated Peruvian peasants who would only be of great cocks to them, a group of believers we will be very calm and relaxed. We do not want CL, we do not want Opus Dei, the IOR, Al Qaeda: any kind of fundamentalism.
All deserters of classical religions are welcome obsolete.
Welcome, then, in Rastafarislam: Ganja and 77 virgins for all followers (better known as Dudes).
flock brothers.
Booya
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